Columns and features

 

Some journalists narrowly specialise; I write on a range of things that interest me. I have contributed a column to the weekend Financial Times, written on social affairs and culture for publications including the Guardian, the New Statesman and the Washington Post and done a lot of travel writing (for which you can find a separate listing here). Lately I have been doing less writing and more editing, running MSN Travel day-to-day, but I still have time for the odd piece...



The shores are alive ...

The new bard of the Turkish lake district


Australia’s frothy city

Coffee drinkers of Melbourne,
rise up!


Can you incent? Passionately Business-speak is running amok


Civilisation goes down the pan

Observations on the World Toilet Summit


One little word matters so much

The disappearance of the ‘the’

 
       

Britain’s busted flush

British toilet genius wasted


Poetic justice

Localism reimagined in a Tesco-ised world


Tel Aviv going cheap

Would budget flights to the Holy Land persuade you to go?


Going with the flow

Houseboats as the new arks


Talkin’ trash

British rubbish – a mini-history


Sailing with a light conscience

Floating to Holland


Spa for the course

Frippery-free spas


Peas and Qs

Britain’s dining perversions


Where would you rather live?

Everyone is fleeing Britain


On the beaches

Some sandy anthropology on Sydney, where I grew up


The art of buying a carpet

Some tips on haggling for an

‘exotic rug’


Sun, surf and semillon sauvignon blanc

Back to the land of the birth of my teenage neuroses


The envy of empires

‘If Friuli Venezia Giulia could feel ... but it can’t, it’s a region’


Elegy for a habit

How I stopped smoking and learned to love tobacco


Nosepickers, coughers and tuneless whistlers

The workplace-irritant hitlist


Gumfounded

Other people’s mastication


Can I see some id?

How film cops lost their boot


Shush!

Will you please be quiet, please (in the cinema)?


Are you sitting comfortably?

Your seat in the workplace


Something to chew on

Chewing gum as ‘panacea’


Meet the ancestors

Don’t bother writing a family history


Ballad of the sad cafe

Anatomy of the British greasy spoon


Sex in the shrubbery

Sex and death in the garden


Seeing the light

Climbing Mount Moses, with

the trembling hordes


Going for a song

European fleamarkets I have known


Fresh light

In Lyon, j’adore Le Nord


Hits and mists

Following the Moorish trail to the painted towns of Morocco


Light rations

Scotland: nice landscapes, shame about the cooking


Short, sharp break

A Budapest charm offensive


Heel’s kitchen

Puglia, the Saudi Arabia of olive oil


Capital confections

Portuguese tarts: the best in Europe


Happy returns

An Indian merry-go-round


On the waterfront

‘I needed a blonde, and a

once-sharp suit’ ... Marseille

 


A rude awakening

How hypnotherapy failed to cure my existential dread


My blemished past

Acne as evolutionary contraceptive

 


My place or yours?

Squatting reinvented


Last gasp of the sick flick

The serial killer film is bleeding

its last

 


That cat's barking

Deconstructing cats and dogs


I’ve been mugged

After being robbed at knifepoint, I seek solace in fantasies of violent revenge

 


Ladders of hope

The new squatting boom

p1, p2, p3


 
               


Straight and narrow

Swaying fields of cannabis in the gardens of Amsterdam?


Green manifesto

Review of Plant-Driven Design, by Scott Ogden and Lauren Springer Ogden


Cultivating ideas, not plants?

Coming to terms with conceptualism


Turf wars

Goodbye to the egregious lawn


Avant gardens

Are the French as intellectual about gardens as they are about sex?


Colour within confines

I knew I’d end up in prison one day


Green roofs and living walls

Review of the volume by Nigel Dunnett and Noël Kingsbury


Get wood

Owning your own one


Keep it simple

Review of Designing and Planting Small Gardens, by Peter McHoy


Art for outside

Against trivial trinkets in the garden


Resurgent wheel estate

Caravans: not all sandals and tan slacks


Botany, empire and boors

Review of The Brother Gardeners: Botany, Empire and the Birth of an Obsession, by Andrea Wulf


Prepare for prickly visitors

Welcome to the wildlife garden


Treehouse living

Review of Treehouse Living: 50 Innovative Designs, by Alain Laurens et al


Beating the street retreat

Step into my courtyard – the space within revived


In praise of griticulture

My gap-toothed French peasant vigneron friends and the uneven rewards of home winemaking


Cutting hedge features

The ‘Wyvenhoe penises’ lay bare tension among the topiarists


Battle on the front line

The decline of the British front garden


An avian appetite

Pedestals for the birds


Can blooms be butch?

The perfumed factory of floristry


‘Not just nerds about fruit’

Reaping the rewards of an orcharding revival


Seek shelter in the calm

Gardens so simple they are barely there


Gardens should be dangerous

The garden as an orgy scented with the smoke of a funeral pyre


A sweet life in the urban hive

Beekeeping in the city, a supremely simple buzz


Beautifully productive

Sarah Raven is a fine propagandist for the kitchen garden


Urban gardeners raise their sights

Taking gardening to the rooftops


The subversive spade brigade

Guerrilla gardeners take the soil into their own hands


Another kind of highrise

Nobody needs a treehouse, which is precisely their appeal


New twist to the big dipper

Hot tubs have grown up since the swinging 1970s


Blurred boundaries

No gardener is an island, but some have tried to be


So good, they’re almost real

Fake flowers have come a long way since the eye-watering colours of the 1970s


Promoting pieces in the park

One man’s mission to keep British sculpture alive


Beyond the spider plant

Hip hydroponics


The unkindest cuts?

Beautiful flowers; not

such a beautiful industry


Weekend grill phenomenon 

What happened to the invention
of fire


How to shed problems with space Writers take to their sheds


A tool to help children grow

The science of designing outside spaces for children


Time to warm to the wild look

Get ready for a globally

warmed garden


Weaving to the source (cover story)

In search of exotic carpets


A clash of tastes on the water

Nouveau riche v rustic houseboaters in Seattle


Mowing the lawn for freedom

Historicising your garden,
with the writer Andrea Wulf


The hothouse of the British Isles

The benevolent despot of Scilly


The soil is your palette

Rothko and Klimt among
the garden designers


Tree adoption takes root

Become a surrogate to an olive

or ‘truffle’ tree


A sensual provocation

Eroticism of the new floristry


Sit back and watch the firs fly

A dispatch from the Christmas

tree wars


A crucial component of ‘living style’

Houseplants are your friends


Greening the former slums

New life in old Dickensian

London


Cultivating oases of the spirit

On the Islamic garden


How green is your green?

I try not to be too sarcastic

about golf


Our little friends from China

Bonsai cultural studies


‘Gardening threatened my identity’

Soil as anti-depressant



FT travel pieces



Our few friends in the north

Another Europe, Beyond-the-Mountains


Looking for God in the footsteps

of Moses

A crisis of atheism on Mt Sinai


Mythical monster with victory

on its shell

The possible turtle of Hanoi


To get lost is to discover

1,001 alleys of the Fez medina


Trailing in Joyce’s wake

Trieste, Joyce’s city of exile

 


Hooked for life
The new and gruesome craze of body suspension
p1, p2, p3, p4


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Northern delights

‘Well preserved’ is a peculiar food recommendation but it does nicely describe Swedish cuisine


Half-baked truths

Greasy spoons are alive and well in Britain


Wine, women and sad songs

Enduring love for a rare Portuguese beauty


Paris is heaven for oyster lovers

Getting to grips with your bivalves


French stew over Marseille soup

Fishing around in a famous Provençal recipe


Country cousins

‘Tripe, pig, boar – the staples of Portuguese cuisine sound like an inventory of insults’


Good as gold

In the heel of the Italian boot


Lyon’s share of French cuisine

The difficulty of ordering a bad meal in Lyon

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Off the rails

London to Istanbul, by train


A tale of two cities

Sydney v Melbourne: the cities weighed up on a drive inbetween

 


Wired: touring the mean streets of Baltimore

I get an insider's guide to the setting of a legendarily gritty crime series, then settle down for a scoop of hot fudge sundae


Do the popes live in a palace?
I find splendour papal, artistic and otherwise on a tour of the lesser known south of France


Revolutionary dreams and a barehanded cayman-catcher

I visit the country that inspired my youthful political passions - so what am I doing staying in a luxury eco-lodge?


Gunpowder, sauerkraut and mouse pee?
I get systematic about my love of wine in the celebrated vine-growing regions of Bordeaux and Madiran

A safari gone wild
I dwell on, well, not quite the beauty of nature in Kruger national park


People smugglers, misplaced Speedos and ravenous carp

I finds plenty of moving stories, and moments of bizarre comedy, on a challenging Asian gap year break

Gypsy tinkers, Faust on wheels and onion pies in Romania

In the old Saxon town of Sibiu, I find an exuberance that's consigning grim images of dictatorship to the history books


Hidden people, hidden wonders
I’m thrilled by the otherworldly landscapes of northern Iceland

Go on, explore
I visit Svalbard, where adventurous travellers can follow in the footsteps - or sledge tracks - of early 20th century polar heroes


World’s best airlines?
Oh no, I hear you saying: not another dubious, commercially motivated travel survey with only a small bus stop's worth of respondents?


Nice revolution, shame about the tourism
Tunisians are beginning to worry about the fate of one of their biggest industries - us


God’s own country?
I travel to the Caucasus to find an ancient Christian nation where the biblical past still throbs with life


This is your captain freaking

Sailing solo about the canals around Amsterdam, I learn to pilot a boat the hard way


Armani meets Ramadan in Dubai

I visit the Middle East's city of the future and find a fascinating old settlement still poking up from the sand

On not talking about Nessie

I have monster fun exploring Loch Ness by canoe

Spicy calypso
I get right into the rhythm of a mellow little Caribbean island, but why does he keep getting called ‘boy’?

On the trail of Madonna
It isn't only ageing pop stars who should get to know poor but beautiful Malawi

Bells to men
I wonder whether I’ve stumbled upon a bunch of Spanish rural transvestites or a fascinating ancient rite

Strange fruit
I board the sleeper train from London for some jokes in (and about) Scotland's rough-edged second city

Scotch missed
A memorable kind of magic oozes from the ground on the long-peopled Scottish island of Arran

When adventure travel was real: the tale of Percy Fawcett

The thrilling and tragic Amazon adventures of one of the last great British explorers


Another Ibiza
On the receiving end of a 45-minute foot massage, I discover what happened to the Ibizan hippies who didn't found all those enormous, pulsating clubs


Maltese delights
In search of the diver's nirvana - neutral buoyancy - off the ancient island home of the Knights Hospitaller


Into the white

So (according to Jacques Chirac) the Finns can't cook? Wait until you tuck into a reindeer steak 170km north of the Arctic Circle


Halloumi and herbs

Who needs Tuscany when you can have another sunny haven of rustic food at half the price


The last pagans

Fierce national pride and a love of all things folk are among the ingredients that make up modern Lithuania


Migration of the wildebeest

In pictures: one of the greatest wildlife spectacles on Earth


Flight of the flamingos

An astonishing new film captures birth, life and death among a million-strong flamingo flock


Britain’s best pubs

There’s life in the British pub yet, say the editors of the Good Pub Guide 2010


World of the weird

Very strange, and sometimes shocking, things taken by ordinary travellers around the globe


Channel surfing

Discovering Jersey


Islands alone

Strange currents and currency in the remote Faroe Islands


Beach life and Bauhaus

How hedonistic Tel Aviv defies all the Israeli cliches


Carry on Britain

How the British used to holiday


Travel faux pas

Why you should never make the A-OK sign to a Greek


Worldwide tipping guide

It’s one of travel’s biggest quandaries: where and when to tip


Things Brits get wrong abroad

Why we’re still not the most sophisticated travellers


The unluckiest places in Britain

Where the rain god lurks...


Fry hard

Britain’s best chippies


Head west

In which I describe my misanthropic preference for solo travelling


Sexy feast

Mmm! The French oyster season opens


Moulins and magic

Otherworldly Iceland is finally affordable

 


Beauty and the beasts   

Love and war on an Australian cattle station